Full game metadata
| Field | Value |
|---|---|
| Steam app type | game |
| Steam App ID | 4677990 |
| Live current players | 0 |
| SteamPulse tracked peak | 0 |
| Live count (today's peak floor) | 0 |
| Price | $4.99 |
| Free to play | No |
| Discount | 0% |
| Original price USD | $4.99 |
| Current price USD | $4.99 |
| Release date | May 26, 2026 |
| Developer | Ivory Games |
| Publisher | Ivory Games |
| Owners estimated | Not available |
| SteamSpy owner estimate minimum | Not available |
| SteamSpy owner estimate maximum | Not available |
| Review type | No user reviews |
| Positive review percent | Not available |
| Positive reviews | 0 |
| Negative reviews | 0 |
| Total reviews | 0 |
| Steam recommendations | Not available |
| Achievements | 10 |
| Average playtime forever | Not available |
| Windows support | Yes |
| macOS support | No |
| Linux support | No |
| Parent game | Not available |
| Store URL | https://store.steampowered.com/app/4677990/ |
Short description
Hardcore retro snake game with 80 high-difficulty levels. Features escalating speed, shrinking space, and an algorithm that reacts to player mistakes. Includes a classic high-score mode and customizable 2000s-style phone shells with authentic monochromatic LCD aesthetics.
About this game
THE NOSTALGIA IS A TRAP I HATE SNAKE is not the relaxing childhood memory you were looking for. It is a brutally authentic simulation of the legendary 2000s brick phone experience, designed specifically to push your reflexes and your patience to the limit. KEY FEATURES 80 Brutal Levels: Hand-crafted challenges where speed and space is your worst enemy. Escalating Speed: Every 10 levels, the clock ticks faster. Your brain will have to keep up or the snake will eat itself. Authentic Retro Vibe: Monochromatic LCD simulation, authentic retro sounds, and that indestructible plastic feel. Customize Your Brick: Unlock and swap between dozens of classic shells and colors. THE DEMORALIZING SYSTEM This game knows you. Our algorithm monitors your performance and detects your frustration. If you fail, don't expect a "try again" hug. "Maybe you should go back to Flappy Bird?" "Are you sure your brain is connected to your hands?" "Level 40 is clearly your ceiling. It's okay to quit." TWO WAYS TO SUFFER Challenge Mode: Face the 80 levels. Hardcore Challenge. Classic Mode: For the purists who just want to beat their high score without being mocked. Will you reach Level 80 and silence the machine, or will you prove that I HATE SNAKE was right about you?
Supported languages
English, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese, Korean, Spanish - Latin America, Japanese, Polish, Portuguese - Brazil, Portuguese - Portugal, Russian