MERRY RENTRENCH-MAS! || PATCH NOTES AND COMPETITION — Stick It to the Stickman Steam update #625700

Valued Technofeudal Peasantry,It has been a great honour working with you, Q4 has been a massive success for our Shareholders. Your bonuses have been converted to Company Points, which can be spent on Eggnog at the lobby vending machine.With all of our holiday spirits combined, it is time to celebrate our first ever...RENTRENCH-MAS™!We have come to the realisation that profits increase when we pay fewer salaries, and it's YOUR job to bring that number down. Congratulations on this opportunity! "Retrench with impunity and joy. We're technically not making profit so it's legal!" as our Founder once said. Be inspired...Fred from accounting? FIRED! Union Rep Richard? INCINERATED!Peter the post boy? ABLAZE!Give the gift of an untimely termination this holiday. Did they do anything wrong? Who cares! We don't experience consequences from the top of our big pile of money!Check out these new addi...